I Hope I'm Wrong...

The feeling in this space is: The Ol' Ball Coach will totally outcoach Hootie. (It's not that hard and Darth Visor HAS won a National Championship unlike the ramshackle one Nuttcase has had "under construction" all these years).

Prediction: SC 20- UA 12. Hootie: "I told you my contract said 2012"!

Arkansas' favorite self-promoter is at it again. Hootie is proclaiming the team meeting last Sunday to be the turning point of the season. "I called that meeting Brotha"! I can hear it now.

With the next game coming against the Florida School For The Blind or The Florida International House Of Cupcakes or some such bunch of tackling dummies, look for a score of 63-3 or something similar and Hootie will be crowing like a bantam rooster surrounded by hens. "We're on a roll". Yessir. Well, Hootie, we hate to rain on your parade, but you know what they say about too many sweets.

IHOC won't exactly prepare the Hogs for South Carolina and the OL' Ball Coach, Tennessee at Knoxville, Misstake and LSU at Red Stick. You just know the OBC is itching to get at Hootie after last year, not to mention Not As Fat Phil and Less Miles, who will be aiming to keep the Trophy in Cajunland before UA hopefully gives Hootie The Boot.