Fire The Liar!

Today's win over Misstake means....not much. MSU had never won a game within Arkansas' borders and still hasn't. Where has this Hog team been all season other than when going against directional schools? The wins like this one and South Carolina just show the talent this team has but has not played up to 4 times this season.

And that goes to crappy coaching by Hootie Nutt. His overwrought denials after the game are just more of his lies, unless HE floated these rumors just to try to drum up support from fans or the UA administration. Such a desperate ploy to cling to power would not be surprising from the man at all, given his track record. I'm sick of hearing how much he "loves" the Hogs and the University and the state of Arkansas.

It's time for Hootie to prove how much he loves that trio by LEAVING after the LSU game. Go for the green at Baylor. We all know how much Hootie loves the green, so go for it there and let us get a real coach.

Fayetteville= Hootie-Free Zone?

By now, most of you have heard the rampant rumors of Houston Nutt's resignation, I'm sure. Whether it's because he has the Baylor or SMU job in hand or to pursue some other opportunity is unclear.

What I believe is that either he went to White/Broyles late last week or he was told by one or both that he, Hootie, would not be back in 2008. Reports out of Knoxville indicated he was slumped over in a chair with an ashen look even before the drubbing at the hands of the Tennessee Vols. The same Vols Steve Spurrier said the Hogs were 3touchdowns better than. If that's not a scathing indictment of Hootie Nutt's coaching "ability", I don't know what is.

Unless it's Peyton Hillis' comments after the game. When asked by reporters why the Hogs had so much trouble moving the ball last Saturday, Hillis replied: "we have D1 coaches making millions of dollars to figure that stuff out and we were hoping they would".

In an interview with 103.7 The Buzz out of Little Rock, Hootie denied he was resigning this afternoon, but the man has lied so much, particularly the last 2 years, who but the most ardent Hootie-phile can believe anything he says that cannot be confirmed?

He might try to pull a Jim Guy Tucker, resigning only to try to back out. Drama Queens are like that, you know and who is more of a drama Queen than the Hootster? He may only be holding out for a better job than Baylor or SMU. Good luck with that.

In my opinion, the Malzahn/Mustain Springdale fiasco has been bungled so badly by Nutt and his "posse" he has ruined any chances that he will ever coach a major college again. Thus, Hootie will be relegated to a Baylor type bottom feeder if he is able to land in a BCS conference at all. If not, SMU or a mid-major will be as good as it gets. Nuttcase has completely destroyed his reputation for ethics and integrity.

I don't know how he ever got that rep in the first place. Evidently, in his one year at Boise State, he managed to earn the label of "used car salesman" which has followed him ever since. It's actually kind of sad. The guy had potential but has squandered it in pursuit of the BBD. The bigger/better deal is all his monstrous ego will allow him to pursue. He seemed to think he was bulletproof, such was his attachment to Broyles, who was still planning on being AD into his 90's before he was forced out.

His attachment, was of course, that his lips were attached to Broyles' ass. Why else would he have lasted this long? No big-time football school in America would have tolerated his soap opera antics more than 4-5 years, but he lasted a decade here due to his slick talk and schmoozing the powers that be. The question is: could the PTB not see through his BS or did they just enjoy being schmoozed to the point of being satisfied with Nutt's mediocrity?

It's time to bust up the Good Ol'Boy Network at UA, which has come to stand for "Under-Achievers" in athletics. Matt Shanklin, "Darvocet" Dean Weber, Tim Cheney, Kevin "Baghdad Bob" Trainor, all need to go along with the Father and Son duo of Broyles and Nutt. It's long overdue actually, but we can't do anything about that now. Please Jeff Long. If you accomplish nothing else as the new AD, do a "Walking Tall" number on these clowns. Figuratively, I mean.

Hopefully for all concerned, tar and feathers and a rail won't be necessary. But if the GOBN refuses to go quietly into that good night, to borrow a phrase from Hootie, "don't let go of the rope".

John White & Jeff Long Presser

I'm not sure exactly what the merger of the men's and women's athletic departments means for UA. No one seems to yet. It is interesting that Bev Lewis will be Vice Chancellor of Athletics reporting to Long. Especially when you consider the comments made about Lewis in one of the Dirty Diana Nutt-Sherri Darby emails. Not good for Hootie.

Both White and Long were given opportunities to address Hootie's job status. Not a lot of meat there, but I do find it significant that neither man would say that Hootie will be back in 2008. White did a sobbing number about all the Nutt family has been through this past year. Surely White Knight realizes that most of it is their own fault along with he, White and Paw Paw Broyles.

The failure to investigate the Teresa Prewett email could prove to be all their undoings eventually. Some sooner than later. Some Hootie-philes are holding out hope their boy will be back. Some even hope he gets the Nebraska job. No way! Steve Pederson, the deposed AD was the one who lusted after Hootie (supposedly) 4 years ago. The Husker faithful would riot at the very thought. Nutt's hiring then was publicly decried there and his stock has tanked since then.

4 underachieving seasons in a row? 2 losing seasons followed by a 10-4 that should have been better? A 6-4 that could turn into 6-6 (and probably will), maybe 7-5? Not good for the Hootie resume. Baylor or a do-nothing job with the Cowboys (cheerleader coach perhaps?)seem far more likely.

Nutts To Waco?

The last time nutts were linked to Waco (Wacko?), TX, Vernon Howell aka David Koresh was texting young girls at the Mt. Carmel compound. Now a lot of rumors are coming out of Fayetteville that Hootie and Dirty Diana Nutt are going to wind up relocating there. Waco, home of the Baylor Bears.

Otis Kirk, a known Hugger, was on the radio today with Bo Nuttingly..I mean Mattingly discussing Hootie-boys address for next season. Otis said he did not see how Nutt would want to come back after all that has happened in the past 11 months. Kirk specifically mentioned Baylor and SMU as possible destinations, but held out the chance of the coaching carousel opening up more attractive jobs.

You know, if Les Miles was to go to Michigan, LSU would open up. Not that they would be interested in Hootie. The Waterboy extras would riot in the streets. But some other coach could go there opening up his job and the domino effect would maybe open up a better opportunity.

I say if Hootie wants to avoid the ax, if not this year then for sure next, he better get while the gettin' is good. That probably means Baylor or SMU, maybe Memphis or some other mid major or major conference bottom feeder is all he can get. Hootie is radioactive right now with all the scandals and the terrible job he has done this year.

It's pay the piper now or pay him later Hootie, if you do somehow manage to cheat the hangman. And remember: "Don't leggo the rope".

Get Those Bags Packed Hootie!

All indications are that Hootie is on the way out. Could he have learned something last week? The way the team came out flat Saturday and Nutt's body language and mannerisms seemed a bit out of whack.

All but Rick Schaefer and the most died in the wool Hootinistas are resigned to his leaving in a matter of days. There are rumors that Butch Davis has a deadline coming up or that has just passed to agree to a deal.

There's another that Hootie will get a do-nothing job with a title like "Quality Control" coach on the Dallas Cowboys' staff if he can't get a head coaching job. Baylor or SMU or some such school would probably be the only options after the mess Hootie has made on the Hill.

Maybe the Hootster could be on the next commercial with Jerry Jones. You know, like the Pepsi ad with the guy with the headset, yawning as he calls the play in to the sidelines.

Just Hootie-ize it a little. Make it an Alltel or Cingular ad and have the guy calling the play (with D. Nutt standing in the background with headsets) ask Hootie a question. Hootie reads aloud a text message from Donna Bragg, overheard by the sideline coach,which sounds like a Cowboy play. The play turns into a fluke touchdown. Then Jerry Jones busts into the booth and Hootie says: "I called that play brutha!"

I Called That Play, Brutha!

Funny, but we didn't hear that from Hootie Nutt about the 4th and 1 call when DMac, the 5th leading rusher in SEC history, was on the sidelines last Saturday. Watching Peyton Hillis getting stuffed in the backfield for no gain or a loss of yardage.

It wasn't Hillis' fault, he never had a chance. But McFadden should have been in the game. If he had been, imagine the defensive reaction to a fake to #5. If he was only in the game to be a decoy, he should have been in the game. How about the WildHog formation in that situation?

All Hootie had to say about it was some lame Nuttisms
about how you have to make a yard. Or it was only a few inches or some such spin. What? That still doesn't explain why your mealticket wasn't in the game!


Some fans talk about how "childish" it is, flying banners, wearing black shirts and the like. I say it's not nearly as childish as crediting Danny Nutt with the idea for the then Wildcat package. What's worse is changing the name to WildHog after "Mal-a-zahn" left.

There is no bigger child than Hootie Nutt. What's more childish than "I called that play, brutha!?" Unless it's elbowing the band director out of the way to lead the band after a victory. A win that was achieved only because the opponent's kicker missed about 14 field goals and extra points.

Back to the subject of Peyton Hillis. How about that quote from Hillis in today's Demozette? You know, the verbal hand grenade lobbed into the Broyles Center Head Coach's office. Hillis: "D1 coaches make millions of dollars to figure stuff like that out, we were hoping they would". Whoa! Take that Hootie!

There is talk that if the Hogs win a 7th game they could go to the Liberty Bowl in Memphis. Possibly to play Tulsa. I don't think it will happen. Even if the Hogs beat MSU next Sat., no cinch, Paw Paw Broyles would probably nix such a matchup. Just as he will play everybody in the Sun Belt conference except Arkansas State, I can't see Broyles exposing his favorite son, widdle Hootie Patootie, to getting embarrassed by Gus "High School" Mal-a-zahn. The Hogs would stay home first in my opinion.

Is Norv Turner The Hootie Nutt Of The NFL?

Watching the Sunday night game on NBC tonight, it was almost painful watching the San Diego Chargers try to blow a 23 point lead. And I'm not even a Charger fan. But think about it. Hootie and Norv were both assistants to Jimmy Johnson on teams called the Cowboys. They both have 2 great running backs. Neither can develop a Quarterback. They're both dorks.

The game started with San Diego returning the opening kickoff for a TD. Before you could blink an eye, after a punt return for another TD, the score was 23-0. Then thing s got really strange. Right before the half, Colt kicker Adam Vinatieri, one of the great clutch kickers of all time, hooked a 42 yard attempt wide left.

At the end of the game, the Colts had fought back to get within 23-21 and had an apparent first down at the Charger 6 yard line. Norv the Dork challenged the spot of the ball and got a reversal. It was 4th and about half a yard. I think I would have had to run a QB sneak for the first down with 1:49 still left since a FG would have only given the Colts a 1 point lead. Instead Tony Dungy had his offense try to draw the defense offsides, unsuccessfully.

And like Van Tiffin of Alabama last year, Adam Vinatieri pushed a 29 yard field goal wide right. The Colts got the ball back, but with only :32 left and were unable to get back in FG range and lost. Unlike Hootie Nutt in the 'Bama game this year, even Norv Turner had the good sense not to throw on 3rd and long and stop the clock on the last San Diego possession. That ran an additional 40 seconds off the game clock.

Norv Turner, dork that he may be, at least had the good sense not to elbow the band director out of the way (if they had a band director in SD) or jump into the stands or do anything Hootie-like in celebrating the lucky win.

A real coach is more relieved at winning in such a way instead of jumping around like he just won the lottery ala Nuttcase. Norv Turner is not a real head coach, but one at least has to give him credit for that.

Butch Davis Come On Down?

All the rumors of Jimmy Johnson coming out of retirement a few weeks back were never very convincing to me. I can believe that some boosters at UA would want him. Why would JJ give up that $weet gig at Fox and his lifestyle in South Florida to deal with all the headaches of rebuilding the Hogs? Especially after Hootie leaves the team decimated?

Let's face it Hooti-nistas. Your boy is all but gone after that turgid non-performance today in Knoxville. I just had a feeling about this one and it was confirmed again after South Carolina got mauled by Florida at home tonight. The Gamehens have no defense! If Hootie could coach at all that game last week never would have been close. Steve Spurrier said the Hogs should beat Tennessee by 3 touchdowns. The opposite happened.

Hootie's head-scratching moves were too numerous to count, but here are a few: why was DMac not in the game on that 4th and 1 when Hillis got stuffed for no gain?

What was the deal with the musical QBs in the 2nd half? When Nuttcase pulled his boy, Dick for the first time, I thought surely Emert would finish the game. Not in Hootie-World!

Folks, it's past time for the Hogs to Fire the Liar and get a real coach. You'll know a lot more when the ax falls and the lapdog Arkansas media turns on Hootie. Just wait, it will happen, 'cause that's the way it's done here.

A lot of people have been sharpening their knives and the Hoot-Meister has given a lot of people a reason to despise him over the years. When he leaves or is fired, Paw Paw or someone will leak a lot of stuff on him that the BAC has been denying for years.

I'm hearing Butch Davis' name a lot, but will the tightwad powers that be on the Hill turn loose of enough $$$ to get him? We should be finding out in a couple of weeks. My prediction is losses to MSU and LSU to finish 6-6 with no bowl.

There are more bowl eligibles in the SEC than there are slots and the league will only get 1 BCS berth unless LSU is upset in the SECCG, so I can't see a 6-6 team with a lame duck coach getting a bid. Even 7-5 vs a woefully weak non conference schedule would be no guarantee.

We should be learning Hootie's fate by the 24th. Let's hope for good news. Hootie: brush up on the words to "that good ol' Baylor line" or whatever SMU's fight song is. Maybe a 2nd tier school like that will have you. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Smoky Mountain Rain

That was a song by Ronnie Milsap about a guy who followed his dream to LA and wound up thumbing a ride back to Knoxville only to find his girl was gone.

I have a feeling that those Hog fans who are expecting a romp for the Razorbacks tomorrow may be in for a similar letdown. Tennessee has outscored their home opponents by a wide margin in the first half. Since that shot in the dark Hog win in 1992, some strange things have happened in Knoxville to UA.

The Stoerner stumble, the avalanch in 2000 set off by 2 or 3 Chrys Chukwuma fumbles resulting in a lopsided 63-20 loss. The 6 overtime loss in 2002. Yes, the Vols have some defensive problems. Have those people who think it will be easy been in the bathroom when the Hogs have been on defense other than the Auburn game?

Erik Ainge is a Senior who has been sacked only 3 times in well over 300 pass attempts this season. Does anyone remember what usually happens to the Hog defense when the opposing QB has time to throw? I do. Add in the fact that Kevin Woods is hurt, his backup is away at a funeral (I assume Hootie couldn't get Walner Leandre to reschedule the rite) and you have the makings of a high scoring shoot out.

And in Knoxville, I just can't see where that favors the Hogs. I know the Hogs are a better team. Even Spurrier said so. I know Flounder from Animal House is the Vol coach, but Fat Phil has Hootie's number winning 4 of 6 times. There is always the possibility of Hootie screwing up in clock management to think about also.

I hope the Hogs win, but am not optimistic. Not in Knoxville with Hootie on the Hog sideline. Even Ronnie Milsap could see that the Hogs have been outcoached in nearly every SEC game this season. Spurrier outcoached him last week, but the Ol' Ball Coach just didn't have the horses to pull out a win.

Even a blind squirrel finds a "Nutt" from time to time, so I'm thinking Elmer Fudd-mer will find a gift-wrapped early Christmas gift tomorrow. Once again, Hootie will talk about coming "close" and make excuses about injuries.

It's All Hitting The Fan

Now that the Demozette, the statewide paper has picked up on the release of more Mrs. Nuttcase emails, the heat will be turned up on Hootie. Reports have been online for a week or so but are just now hitting the MSM. Hootie Nutt, Paw Paw Broyles and many others have to be sweating with info they have fought hard to keep a lid on now available to the press and public. These emails will reveal to fans how desperate the Murray State Mafia and their enablers in the BAC have been the last 2 years to maintain power.

With Paw Paw leaving soon, Hootie surely knows with all the negative publicity he and his "posse" have received along with the 3 early giveaway losses that his days as Head Coach are numbered. If he somehow survives this season, next year the ax will certainly fall.

With no Hillis or Monk and the probability of DMac and Felix Jones playing on Sundays, Texas and Florida popping back up on the schedule and a new secondary...Hootie might be advised to update the old resume.

With no Broyles to cover for him and Jeff Long having had a year to get established, no way Hootie survives a 6-6 or losing season, which will be almost a certainty.

Baylor, Memphis and others on that level may be looking for a coach. SMU already has an opening. Hootie might want to put his "superagent" Jimmy Sexton in contact with the movers and shakers at those schools.

In my opinion it would be a waste of time for Nuttbar to try for bigger jobs. If he's not radioactive yet, he probably will be by then as far as major conference schools.

As for the Tennessee game, the excuses are already being made in anticipation of a loss. Injuries and a funeral have thinned the ranks at safety, a critical position against a passing team with a Senior QB.

The Hogs may be able to outscore the Vols, who have some problems on defense themselves. I predict it will be a tossup with Hootie doing something stupid to give the game away in the final minutes. Hope I'm wrong.

You see, I'm not one of those fans rooting for the Hogs to lose which would increase the chances of Hootie leaving. It seems to most of us that he's gone one way or the other. May not be 'til next year, but he will be gone and for that we can all be thankful.

Let The Spin Begin!

With a 3 game winning streak going, never mind that 2 of the games were against Possum Grape U. and FIHOC (Fla. Int. House Of Cupcakes) and an SEC team coming in with a 2 game skid, the Hootinistas are furiously spinning. "This team still could win as many games as last year" they say.

I'm only going to say this once. Not gonna happen. Hootie's SEC record of 40-37 is mediocre, at best. When you consider that he is 22-7 against the Mississippi schools and South Carolina and 18-30 against everyone else in the league, his record falls short even of mediocrity.

Of course the spinners are already squirrelling away their excuses with the Kevin Woods injury and the absence of his backup Walner Leandre who has a funeral of a family member to attend. You mean he can't reschedule the funeral like Hootie asked Wes Murphy to do last year or the year before, forget which?

Hootie preaches all the "no 'i' in team" crap like so many other coaches, but he himself is not a team player. Hootie first. Ask not what Hootie can do for you, ask what you can do for Hootie is his philosophy. Were the Springdale kids treated like "family"? Were they treated like valuable team members? How about Gus "Mal-azahn"?

Hootie never even bothered to pronounce the man's name right. Last season when rumors surfaced of dissension on the team and staff, Hootie said "nothing could be further from the truth". Which is what Hootie often says when he's getting ready to tell a whopper.

In Colton's, Lone Star and some other restaurants, patrons are encouraged to eat peanuts and throw the shells on the floor. It's past time on the Hill to sweep out the "Nutts".

Fire The Liar!

No matter how many directional schools or Mississippi schools or never-wases who had never won a bowl game until a few years ago that Hootie Nutt manages to beat, the man should be fired for his lying, near constant deceptions and mediocrity as a coach.

The biggest problem UA has is fans and boosters who are willing to settle for just beating the creampuffs and more mediocre teams with regularity. Now, the spinners are saying "remember what happened when Hatfield left".

Hatfield was a not ready for prime timer and so is Hootie Nutt. Just don't hire a Jack Crowe to replace him. This program sans DMac, Felix, Hillis, Monk and most of the secondary is going to struggle to win 6 games next season no matter who the coach is.

But if the Hogs get rid of Hootie, at least the next guy, provided he is the right hire, could rebuild the football program in a couple of years and surely do a better job of reuniting the fragmented fan base than Nutt could possibly do.

So many fans are so disgusted with Nutt's tactics and ego tripping, winning the rest of the games would only be a bandaid. He has had long enough with his "National Championship under construction". It's time to give someone else a shot. Someone with integrity and vision. Houston Nutt has neither.

Where Has This Team Been All Season?

The Ol' Ball Coach, Steve Spurrier had nothing but compliments for the Hogs after Saturday's Arkansas win over South Carolina. How good the offensive line is. How physical the Hogs are and on and on.

The obvious question is: how did this team lose 3 games? The answer of course, is coaching that has ranged from mediocre to downright incompetent. Hootie's clock management is unbelievable. Letting the clock go from :25 to :08 seconds right before the half, then calling time out was vintage Hootie.

Yes the Hogs still won, but boneheaded decisions like that have cost the Hogs dearly in other games, Alabama and Auburn to name two. And it will happen again. That is the one thing you can count on when it comes to Nutt. Saturday nights' win makes it more likely. "I called that timeout brutha!"

It Never Ceases To Amaze

A couple of wins over cupcakes combined with a win over Ole Miss, a team that may go winless in the SEC, and South Carolina have Hootie back in the good graces with a lot of fans. Sickening. SC now has a 3 game losing streak, by the way and has had trouble stopping the run all season.

Even if the Hogs win out, which I doubt and only the Rick Schaeffer's of the world think will happen, Hootie needs to go! He has had his chance for 10 years to build a top shelf program and has settled for mediocrity.

The last 2 SEC games bring on a few questions: where was this team in September? Why do Nutt's UA teams have to lose 2, 3 or 4 games before the man makes any adjustments?

If you're going to win championships in college football, you can't write off the month of September, or any month for that matter. Hootie has all the vision of Mr. Magoo. Why does he never get players in the right positions, etc until after a few losses? There are 4 former Hogs in the NFL playing different positions than they played at UA.

The Nutt spin is always "we're this close" or "ain't no stopping us now" after we've lost a few games. In today's papers Hootie tries to hog credit by saying he and his crony David Lee "challenged" DMac and Felix this past week. Like that's the reason they performed so well. Why didn't the coaching staff "challenge" them before 3 losses?

Set The Clocks Back Tonight

Just like Hootie's offense. Yeah, it was a good win. The 20-12 pick of SC was tongue in cheek. I will admit I thought the Ol' Ball Caoch would outsmart Hootie in the 4th quarter and win. I'm still glad it didn't happen that way. I still don't root for our opponents like some fans.

However, I still think Nutt is a mediocre coach and that's all he'll ever be. Not to mention a liar and used car salesman. (Is that redundant?) No bandwagon jumping for me.

I've got news for you Nutthuggers. No matter who the head coach is next year, this team will struggle to win 5 games with no DMac, no Felix, no Hillis, no Monk, a new secondary and Texas taking the place of a directional school on the schedule. Then, either Florida or Georgia, I forget which, will take the place of Tennessee.

We still need to fire Hootie or hope he takes another job, whether it's Baylor, SMU, Memphis or wherever. We need to get a real coach and let them begin to rebuild the depleted roster and try to somewhat reunite the fan base.

Later, new lyrics to Toby Keith and Hootie Nutt's 2006 theme song, only changed to We Still Don't Like You Now

I Hope I'm Wrong...

The feeling in this space is: The Ol' Ball Coach will totally outcoach Hootie. (It's not that hard and Darth Visor HAS won a National Championship unlike the ramshackle one Nuttcase has had "under construction" all these years).

Prediction: SC 20- UA 12. Hootie: "I told you my contract said 2012"!

Hootie Having A "Banner" Year

Every Hog fans' favorite punch line was in the news this week for proclaiming in an interview that fans who fly banners, etc without giving their name are "gutless".

Oh, and I guess leaking lies to the press to make an 18 year old freshman and his mother look bad is courageous?

And sending the same 18 year old freshman a scathing email through a family friend is brave?

I personally am not afraid to attach my name to articles critical to Hootie. My name is on here. I would not hire a plane to fly a banner over the stadium and not use my name. But if someone else does it... Questionable, but not necessarily gutless.

And if it helps any at all to get Hootie out of the picture due to his constant lying of the last couple of years, shady ethics and incompetent coaching this season it will have been worth it.

I'm not saying Hootie is a bad coach. What he is is the epitome of mediocrity. I'm sure he has his good points as a person, but they have been pretty well hidden the last 2 years. It's time for a change for both he and the Hog football program.

Pork Or Chicken On The Menu? Arkansas-South Carolina Comparisons

First of all, we're talking about two small southern states that have some similarities, but not a long history on the football field. So here are a few contrasts and comparisons:

SC: longest tenured politician: Strom Thurmond. AR: longest tenured politician: Frank Broyles. Broyles appeared in a Civil War movie. Strom Thurmond appeared in the Civil War. Thurmond was in power past the age of 100. Broyles was booted from office in his early 80's. Advantage: SC

SC: home of Hootie and The Blowfish. AR: home of Hootie and the Blowhard (Herring).
Advantage: SC

SC: has the ol' Coach with lots of ball plays. AR: has the coach who plays with his balls a lot. Advantage: SC

SC: has a Quaterback named Smelley. AR: has a coach whose record vs. non-Mississippi schools in the SEC is smelly. Advantage:SC

SC: has a player named Succop (pronounced Suck-up). AR: has a head coach who does suck up. Advantage: even

SC: has a Presidential candidate who is a lawyer with TV evangelist hair. AR: has a Presidential candidate who is a preacher who should sue his hair for abandonment. Advantage: SC

SC: has the nickname of the 'Cocks. AR: has 2 QBs named Dick. Advantage: even.

SC: mascot is a chicken. AR: mascot is a hog. Have you ever heard a meat "tastes like pork?" Advantage: AR

SC: has a receiver named McKinley. AR: has receivers who have hands as soft as Mt. McKinley. Advantage: SC

SC: has a head coach who is a scratch golfer. AR: has a head coach who has won scratch, goes for the green, and has a golf ball with a good lie guaranteed every time. Advantage: SC