Mixed Nutts

Butch Davis Come On Down?

All the rumors of Jimmy Johnson coming out of retirement a few weeks back were never very convincing to me. I can believe that some boosters at UA would want him. Why would JJ give up that $weet gig at Fox and his lifestyle in South Florida to deal with all the headaches of rebuilding the Hogs? Especially after Hootie leaves the team decimated?

Let's face it Hooti-nistas. Your boy is all but gone after that turgid non-performance today in Knoxville. I just had a feeling about this one and it was confirmed again after South Carolina got mauled by Florida at home tonight. The Gamehens have no defense! If Hootie could coach at all that game last week never would have been close. Steve Spurrier said the Hogs should beat Tennessee by 3 touchdowns. The opposite happened.

Hootie's head-scratching moves were too numerous to count, but here are a few: why was DMac not in the game on that 4th and 1 when Hillis got stuffed for no gain?

What was the deal with the musical QBs in the 2nd half? When Nuttcase pulled his boy, Dick for the first time, I thought surely Emert would finish the game. Not in Hootie-World!

Folks, it's past time for the Hogs to Fire the Liar and get a real coach. You'll know a lot more when the ax falls and the lapdog Arkansas media turns on Hootie. Just wait, it will happen, 'cause that's the way it's done here.

A lot of people have been sharpening their knives and the Hoot-Meister has given a lot of people a reason to despise him over the years. When he leaves or is fired, Paw Paw or someone will leak a lot of stuff on him that the BAC has been denying for years.

I'm hearing Butch Davis' name a lot, but will the tightwad powers that be on the Hill turn loose of enough $$$ to get him? We should be finding out in a couple of weeks. My prediction is losses to MSU and LSU to finish 6-6 with no bowl.

There are more bowl eligibles in the SEC than there are slots and the league will only get 1 BCS berth unless LSU is upset in the SECCG, so I can't see a 6-6 team with a lame duck coach getting a bid. Even 7-5 vs a woefully weak non conference schedule would be no guarantee.

We should be learning Hootie's fate by the 24th. Let's hope for good news. Hootie: brush up on the words to "that good ol' Baylor line" or whatever SMU's fight song is. Maybe a 2nd tier school like that will have you. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!