Mixed Nutts

Real Men Of Genius-Houston Nutt is a new video on youtube I happened across tonight. Of course, it's a takeoff on those Bud Lite ads a couple of years ago with the lounge singer guy. With permission fro the producer, you can find it on your left, on the bottom. And, yes it is funny or I wouldn't bother.

Let's see. Is there anything new in the Houston Nutt follies? Well, isn't there always even in the offseason? The guy has just become a walking punch line. Speaking of which, here are a few HDN jokes for your enjoyment:

Did you hear that Houston already has his Halloween costume picked out? Broyles advised him that his "expuhts" had said for Nutt to choose an outfit that no one would associate Nutt with. Something totally unexpected. So Houston's going as a Division 1 football coach.

What do Arkansas football and a Sundae have in common? They'd both be better without the nutts!

What did Danny Nutt say to Houston Nutt when he had the headsets on in the UK game? "Tell Dick to stay in the pocket".

What was Houston's best subject in school? Text education.

Why was Houston so upset when his playbook got stolen? Page 2 hadn't been colored in yet.

What did Houston tell Michael Smith to do if he went to jail? "Don't let go of the soap".

After Nutt's cellphone was stolen, why did the UA not report the theft? 'Cause the thief charged so many fewer minutes.

Why does no one ever ask Houston for change of a dollar? 'Cause he only gives 3 quarters.

Did you hear about Houston getting a prescription for viagra? David Lee told him he couldn't straighten out Dick.

When Broyles advised Nutt to get help passing the football, Houston bought a laxative.

That's 10, enough for tonight. More later.